Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. |
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? |
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.... |
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where. |
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again. |
Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call. |
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai. |
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab
Sardar: Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE. |
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! |
Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di. |
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: "India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!" |
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge |
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Sita here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya |
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. |
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar. |
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Why r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. |
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar
this is my sardarni
he is my kid
she is my kidney. |
Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him. |
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| Interesting Definitions of A Kiss |
| Prof. of Economics : |
| Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply. |
| Prof. of Accountancy : |
| Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. |
| Prof. of Algebra : |
| Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing. |
| Prof. of Geometry : |
| Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. |
| Prof. of Physics : |
| Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. |
| Prof. of Chemistry : |
| Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. |
| Prof. of Zoology : |
| Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. |
| Prof. of Physiology : |
| Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction. |
| Prof. of Dentistry : |
| Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. |
| Prof. of Statistics : |
| Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. |
| Prof. of Philosophy : |
| Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. |
| Prof. of English : |
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. |
| Prof. of Architecture : |
| Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects |
| Prof. of Comp. Science : |
| What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable |
